Be all you can be...and then get killed by an insurgent... for Bush to say "our soldiers will not die in vain,"...but then really do

Even after all the commercials and the money incentives; after all the recruiting at wakeboarding events, at high schools, on the internet, over the phone, and even offering plastic surgery; the Army still can't reach their quotas of Army enlistees.

How about a new plan. Pull out of Iraq so Americans stop dying. Then you might get enlistees who actually think they aren't signing their own death sentences.

And don't forget the untapped group of young republicans, chickenhawk politicians, and bumper sticker patriots who all unequivocally support the war but still haven't found the time to enlist.